We are glazing our glorious leader Veronica here.
So far:
- When Chuck Norris died, Veronica was the one to collect his soul
- Hitler was constantly terrified of one person, and that was Veronica
- Chuck Norris used to check under his bed for Veronica
- 9/11 only happened because Veronica was sealed
- Veronica asks Omni-Man if he's sure
- Veronica once said "Let there be God" and then the story of the Bible started
- Beetlejuice can't say "Veronica" three times lest he incur her wrath
- Veronica once parried by a tank shell fired by Tank Fish, she just did an unnecessary backflip and said "Tank Fish? More like Toyota Guppy"
- Veronica once met Leon Kennedy, and taught him how to parry
- Makima ran into Veronica at an Arby's, Makima ended up being chained up
- Simo Hayha once spotted a black shadow in the snow, next thing he knew his rifle barrel had been shot through. It was Veronica
- Veronica reverse jumped an entire Waffle House staff
- Veronica once confronted Chris Hansen
- Veronica's handiwork was seen by Skips from Regular Show, and he said "I've never seen this before
- Veronica forced Sukuna to pray at the Malevolent Shrine
- Cell once met Veronica, and he declared he could never be perfect
- Veronica once outflew Topgun, in an Airbus A380
- Veronica beat Alcoholism, the incarnation of Alcholism
- Veronica once met Achilles, he couldn't hurt her
- Veronica is the reason CAB still exists.
- Veronica is the reason why the officer corps functions.
- Veronica is the reason why Cabini exists.
- Veronica is the reason why inactive officers are no longer a problem.
- Veronica is the reason why CAB's standards are what they are.
- Veronica is the reason why the Legionary Vostannia has not collapsed in on itself.
- Veronica is the reason why CAB's ground formations have never been encircled.
- Veronica is the reason why armoured units in CAB are never out of position.
- Veronica is the reason why CAB's casualty rates are below battalion average.
- Veronica is the reason why no opposing commander has read CAB's axis of advance correctly more than once.
- Veronica is the reason why a fighting withdrawal became a flanking action.
- Veronica is the reason why CAB's infantry trust their fire support timing.
- Veronica is the reason why CAB has an air liaison cell at all.
- Veronica is the reason why CAB's pilots know exactly what they're being asked to do.
- Veronica is the reason why air and ground in CAB operate as one element.
- Veronica is the reason why a single airstrike once stalled an enemy advance for three days.
- Veronica is the reason why CAB's air-ground coordination is studied at battalion level.
- Veronica is the reason why CAB has a littoral assault doctrine worth following.
- Veronica is the reason why CAB's first amphibious insertion succeeded.
- Veronica is the reason why naval fires are part of CAB's standard planning process.
- Veronica is the reason why a coastal feint once pulled an entire enemy reserve force out of position.
- Veronica is the reason why CAB's naval coordination procedures are fit for purpose.
- Veronica is the reason why infantry, armour, air, and naval fires in CAB move as one.
- Veronica is the reason why CAB's combined arms approach has never been the same twice.
- Veronica is the reason why the right arm always arrives at the right moment.
- Veronica is the reason why a CAB task force once finished an exercise ahead of schedule and the opposing commander asked for a debrief.
- Veronica is the reason why CAB's planning sessions end with no open questions.
- Veronica is the reason why after-action reports in CAB are worth reading.
- Veronica is the reason why officers who were written off elsewhere thrived in CAB.
- Veronica is the reason why two factions that nearly split CAB did not.
- Veronica is the reason why the Legionary Vostannia has a reputation worth having.
- Veronica is the reason why a collapsing command structure was restored mid-operation.
- Veronica is the reason why a junior officer's four-comment plan review led to a win.
- Veronica is the reason why a retreat once resulted in CAB coming back stronger.
- Veronica is the reason why Bucket's crimes are so thoroughly documented — someone has to maintain order.
- Veronica is the reason why the Legionary Vostannia is chaos for the enemy, not for CAB.
- Veronica is the reason why CAB's opponents stopped assuming they had the advantage.
- Veronica is the reason why signals intelligence is taken seriously in CAB.
- Veronica is the reason why three-pronged assaults across broken terrain are considered routine.
- Veronica is the reason why shore bombardments, air patrols, and river crossings have all gone ahead on the same schedule.
- Veronica is the reason why the Almighty One is not just a title.